- two-hundred and sixty degrees for about two hours, turning once.
- Two cups of pecan shavings in a foil pouch down on the element.
- Sauce:
- 3 cloves garlic
- 1 cup honey
- 2-3tbsp hot red pepper flakes
- salt to taste
- 1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce or soy sauce
- 1 tbsp sriracha
- quarter cup water or beer -- thin honey and simmer ingredients together 5-10min
- after 2 hours are up on wings, toss the sauce and wings
- replace in smoker or oven and set the glaze on the wings 5-10min
Matters Mainely Rural
Friday, February 22, 2013
Pecan Smoked Honey Garlic Chicken Wings
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Maine Chicken Wings vs Grocery Store Chicken Wings
Darker wings at right are Mainely Poultry |
Now, if you're a practioner of the wing religion, you will know that the best wings one can make are deep fried (thanks Slayer). This crisps the skin in a way hard to duplicate in the oven, it allows the fat to fry the skin which creates pockets that can hold sauce as you continue through the wing process. That being said, we do not have a fryer large enough to accomodate ~24 chicken wings at once, so we emulate this process through baking.
The rough recipe is as follows:
Mainely Poultry is on the *left* now |
- Separate all drums from true "wings" with a knife, saving wing tips for stock production later
- Toss the wings in vegetable/peanut oil.
- Roast the wings at 430 (or the smoke point of your oil, if higher) for 30 minutes, turning once
- coat the wings in 75/25 Frank's Red Hot and butter (shake in between two large bowls)
- roast 5-10min to set the sauce
- if you have left over sauce, repeat and reglaze
Mainely Poultry is still on the leftserve with celery and dips |
As we cooked them, we noticed the Maine-ly Poultry wings started and stayed darker throughout the whole proceeding. Typically darker chicken meat is an indication of greater fat content, although it could also be a function of a healthier chicken, i.e. more red blood cells, more iron, etc etc.. After cooking, you can see that it is tougher to tell the difference, but perhaps the Maine-ly Poultry wings still have a slightly darker sheen. Our total cooking time for this batch was about 26 minutes per side, dip into franks red hot and butter, 5 more minutes, dip again, 5 more minutes.
Fully prepared for luxury dinner what what |
For a dollar extra per pound, we recommend you buy local.
Monday, February 11, 2013
Snowshoeing After Nemo
Feetsies and Polesies |
Helenator |
Always wrap it up |
About a month ago Helen and I signed up for the L.L. Bean starlight snowshoe. This three hour course teaches you the basics of snowshoeing as well as general cold weather survival tips. There's a few tricks to dressing in winter weather that you have to remember: First, you should never use cotton as a baselayer or top layer, and its use is generally discouraged. Cotton can't retain heat once it gets wet, and it stays wet for a long time. In contrast, wool and synthetic fibers are hydrophilic and actively move water out. (Thus begat the buzzword 'wicking' for all thermal underwear technology.) Second, you should have a way to quickly add and remove layers as you work harder. The goal of winter exercise is to never sweat. Translation: everything you buy should have a zipper if you don't want to die.
Crazy Snow Formation |
Our HUGE Tracks |
Another one bites the dust |
While we were out in the woods I made some panoramas. One of them uses Photosynth which is a Microsoft online product. I'm not sure how I feel about it yet. Actually, the others use Microsoft Research's ICE product also, so its all Microsoft all the way, baby.
Blizzard Nemo's fingerprint |
Saturday, February 9, 2013
Monday, January 21, 2013
Our Visit to the International Museum of Cryptozoology
Over the weekend Helen convinced me to go to the International Museum of Cryptozoology. This in fact is the world's only museum dedicated to same. To prevent any of you from having to hit the dictionary, cryptozoology is the study of animals whose existence has not yet been proven. It is almost universally regarded as a pseudoscience. The cost was $7 per person-- she agreed to pay, if I agreed not to verbally browbeat any museum employees, or bring up the recent Bigfoot DNA paper.
Yes, he does have a life size Bigfoot that resembles the Easter Island statues, at least in the nose and mouth. Across from that were Bigfoot footprint castings from pretty much all the known hoaxes and more:
Around here the Patterson-Gimlin film was playing on a loop, which was actually pretty cool. If you're looking for something to read at lunch, check out all the crap that people waste their time arguing about in this film. That page also mentions Loren Coleman actively pursuing hoaxers, again to his credit.
The deal was made, and we set off.
This is the main entrance. |
Main Room of the 2 room museum. Loren Coleman at left, bigfoot in distance |
We were greeted by Loren Coleman, proprietor and main employee of the museum. Mr. Coleman is the author of numerous books on various improbable animals, including but not limited to: the Yeti, Bigfoot, Mothman, the Dover Demon, and the Maine Mutant. As far as I understood him, he well understands that at least some of these animals are either hoaxes or better explained by species we already know about. I didn't get a picture with Loren while were there because he was often busy greeting a slow flow of new visitors at the door. However, I did take a picture of his cryptozoology trading card:
Yeah, you can talk shit about him when you have a fuckin' trading card with YOUR face on it |
Note the jury rigged cabinet filled with saber toothed tigers (which are real, you damn skeptics!!!) (No, but really they are real.) |
Cabinets like the one above were plentiful in the museum, little to no explanation of the contents and their connection to cryptozoology was not obvious. In many cases the animals featured have already been proven to exist. Some of the cases seemed to suggest that in the same way that we once thought some of these animals were fake, so too might Bigfoot eventually win his independence from doubters and enter the world of fact. Again, to be fair to Mr. Coleman, he is not a fanatic-- he specifically said "skeptics and true believers are the worst kinds of people to have on an expedition, neither will be swayed by any kind of evidence." He also said the most popular attraction was the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure he's wrong on that one:
I'll eat my regular-sized foot if this isn't the most popular attraction |
Feets! |
Fish Photograph |
Giant Beavers -- still alive? Indiana Jones knows the truth. |
The photograph and caption above are typical of the level of detail the museum was prepared to go into on most of their exhibits. In the case of this photograph, it seems that Mr. Coleman also has no idea.
The next room was the hoax room. This also had some real gems.
looks hoke...hoaxy |
Fiji mermaid from P.T. Barnum freak show... I'd hit it |
I can't remember what this was, but it's eyeball is out, and the Vietnam cap puts it right at the level of incongruity that gets my blood going |
I refuse to believe that the Iron Giant is a hoax |
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In closing, I'd like to commend Mr. Coleman for his public service work. No, I don't mean his work with youths at risk for suicide. (This is serious, he has a master's in social work and is consulted on ways to handle violence in youth). I mean his Maine cryptid sighting map:
Each pushpin represents a mystery cat, a sea beast, or other highly dangerous yet reclusive animal |
The bad news is, the sightings for the various types are essentially randomly distributed across the state of Maine. I don't know if cryptids routinely engage in people rape, but if they do, hide your kids and your wife.
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
Popham Beach State Park
Helen found the beach within a few days of coming to Phippsburg |
Rugged Adventurer |
Filthy Tourists |
fuckin maine conservation bullshit |
so goes our search for the black pearl |
other filthy tourists |
softly gleaming still proceeding we three kings of new england are |
We are lost, but we brought Phil to eat in an emergency, although we told her it was just a normal walk |
Reverse snow footprints |
Unusual Weathering Patterns |
More Really Strange Weathering |
A FRACTAL STRUCTURE OF SAND ICE NANOBOTS HAS BEEN REVEALED GET THE HEPA FILTERS |
We flee this land of nanobots and ice |
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